Jimmy Kimmel Processes the New Hampshire Primary
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Huge in New Hampshire
The New Hampshire Republican primary took place on Tuesday, kicking off in the township of Dixville Notch, as is tradition.
Jimmy Kimmel said that voters had a tough choice between “the woman who would become their party’s first-ever female nominee for president or the first guy on trial for defamation related to sexual assault.”
“In a new interview, presidential candidate Nikki Haley questioned former President Trump’s mental fitness and said that she thinks he is ‘declining,’ while Trump thinks Nikki Haley is that lady from ‘Law and Order.’” — SETH MEYERS
“The two of you need to sit down side by side, live television — not so close he can cheat off you, but pretty close to each other. We’ll put a divider between you so he doesn’t get chicken-nugget grease on your dress, and let’s find out whose brain works better. We’ll call it ‘Cognition Impossible.’” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“It would be the television event of the year. [imitating host] ‘First question, Mr. Trump — define the word ‘aptitude.’ [imitating Trump] ‘It’s when the plane goes up.’” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“I bet he couldn’t pass the quiz on a Denny’s place mat.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
The Bits Worth Watching
Jimmy Fallon found his guest, Kevin James, stuck in his viral meme pose on Tuesday’s “Tonight Show.”
What We’re Excited About on Wednesday Night
The “Succession” star J. Smith-Cameron will sit down with Seth Meyers on Wednesday’s “Late Night.”
