Late Night Mocks Trump’s Three-Minute Testimony
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‘No’ Means ‘No’
Former President Donald Trump has been spending primary season balancing campaign events with court appearances.
Stephen Colbert joked on Thursday that “Donald Trump is out there trying to win over the voters that matter most: his juries.”
Trump testified as part of a defamation trial against him earlier in the day, where he defied the judge’s orders to answer questions with a “yes” or “no.”
“Which is fitting, because the whole trial is the result of Trump disregarding everything after ‘no.’” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“Wow, what does ‘barred from the MAGA camp’ even mean? Like, what, you’re not invited to the next insurrection?” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“If you’re wondering what MAGA camp is, it’s like Boy Scout camp, except the badges are for things like tax evasion, election fraud, lying about your golf score.” — SETH MEYERS
“At this point, Haley knows she can’t win, but she’s having way too much fun watching Trump lose his mind.” — JIMMY FALLON
The Bits Worth Watching
Justin Timberlake joined Jimmy Fallon and The Roots for a medley of his best-known songs set to classroom instruments.
