Late Night Bids Adieu to G.O.P. Dropout Ron DeSantis
“The state of Florida, you know, the state banned all books about Churchill after they decided the name Winston sounded too gay, so Ron DeSantis didn’t know.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“It’s from an old Budweiser ad. Yeah. It reminds me of that other famous Churchill quote, ‘Wazzzuuuuuuup?’” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“Say what you will about Trump, but his voters, the people who go to his rallies, are going because they’re entertained. His supporters don’t want to hear fake Winston Churchill quotes. They don’t even want to hear real Winston Churchill quotes; they want to hear a fake story about Trump meeting Winston Churchill.” — SETH MEYERS
The Bits Worth Watching
“Jimmy Kimmel Live” guests and siblings Kate and Oliver Hudson shared a story about the time their father, Kurt Russell, had a run-in with Ted Bundy.
What We’re Excited About on Tuesday Night
The musician and actor André 3000 will sit down with Stephen Colbert on Tuesday’s “Late Show.”
